Wednesday, November 20, 2002
Artist: Veggie Tales
Album: A Very Silly Singalong
Song: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt,
who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags,
the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ...
We don't do anything!
Well, I've never been Greenland and I've never been to Denver,
and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul,
and I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa,
and I've never been to Boston in the fall.
'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ...
We don't do anything...
And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck,
and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all,
and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot,
and I've never been to Boston in the fall.
'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ...
We don't do anything!
Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong,
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall,
and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice,
and I've never been to Boston in the fall!
Huh? What are you talking about?
What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate??
Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!
Oh...
And who ever kissed a chipmunk?
That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up?
Am I right? What do you think?"
I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!
Huh? No I don't!
Do too.
Do not!
You're making me hungry.
That's it, you're walkin' the plank!
Says who?
Says the captain, that's who!
Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!
And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug,
and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball,
and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ...
You just don't get it!
And we've never been to Boston in the fall!
ive been in rare form lately. its funny. i never saw myself as lighthearted. but theres been stuff going on that would have destroyed me at any other time, and altho, deep down it hurts, nothing has been phasing me lately. could it be that there is more than one immortal? he'd say no. im been happy. well maybe just hyper, and crazy, but still, i havent been as down on myself as i normally am. ive been able to find, some, comfort in other people... altho they arent the people i expected to come to my rescue. but hey some people care. thank you for that. mike wore a drunkn munky shirt today. kid, you kick. vanessas been crackin me up lately, til there are tears in my eyes! heheh. jackie, thanks for always being there. me jill bill neel madden and brandon and Jackie, if you wanna come, call me, i couldnt call you, are goin to menlo friday... b4 the coffeehouse, cuz im goin to see my friends there. good times. and im workin sat and im opening with andy on sunday. fun! dec 1st baby!! im psyched. date to teh cotillion...check. good times. need a dress. babble.
so anyways, ive been almost happy lately. i feel like a part of sumthing, altho i have my moments. and there isnt even a definite anything im a part of .. but i think maybe im just coming into my own. im fuckin stronger than i knew. even the things that still piss me off, i can laugh at anything lately. im open and friendly and honest and sincere. haha.... im just havin a good time. ive been laughing and smiling sooo much lately. it feels really good. i cant dwell on the crap anymore, cuz thats on other people, not me, not me, him. mayeb some things are falling into place, not everything but some things. this is such psycho babble but i dont know how else to describe this crap that im feeling. ill be coherent tomorrow.
