Tuesday, July 09, 2002
*clever*
What fuzzy creature are you?
You are cudily and everyone loves you, but you stink! Take a bath!
Magic Box
What Random Object From Ydoc Nameloc's Room Are You?
Super Teen Extrodinaire
Take the Cartoon Hero Quiz?.
You're the cat of Tiny's World!
What Tiny's World character are you?.
Hmmm, cute but not too respectible. You like to be alone unless it's to get something from someone else. You aren't ashamed to use your cuteness to help in conning someone out of something either. Your family loves you, but they wish they could disown you at times. You don't mind though. You're intelligent, and sometimes, when people aren't looking, you give into your playful side.
You got to
You got to
You got to come original
you got to come original
all entertainers come original
you got to come original
you got to come original
all entertainers
hear why
To come original it ain’t
nothin' strange
you got to represent you got
come full range an’
full range of emotion full
range of styles
when you come to town you'll
have them comin' for miles and
Come original you got to come original
all entertainers come original
you got to come original
you got to come original
all entertainers
hear why
Black Eyed Peas they comin' full range and
NOFX they comin' full range and
Roni Size he comin' full range
the one Mr. Vegas you know it ain’t easy
A warning to the crews out
there who think they’re hot
if you’re not original
rockers you will get shot
down by the kids neglectin’
your art, the stuff you did
eventually it get so bad
puts you to bed
cause when the lightning
flashes sweet electricity
all the world then stands
revealed with the clarity
of raw voltage, briefly we
see and the hope is
you’ll be able to tell just
what dope is
Come original you got to come original
all entertainers come original
you got to come original
you got to come original
all entertainers
hear why
Funk slap bass mixed
with the dancehall and
hip-hop beats and punk
guitar and
deadly on the mic is
the one SA
the name is 311 and
you know it ain’t easy, ha
(Come on, come on)
This is not a test there’s
no time to mope
how you gonna cope with
radioactive isotope
and boss DJ illness upon
you now quickly
infecting you fast upon
the airwaves
this message brought to you
by the so large system
activate and attune yourself
with meditation
and green plants they’ve got
mad life they’re sentient
they’re beautiful as you and
they like to dance
(1, 2, 3, 4)
Everything we do we gotta
come original
put your hands up in the
air and prepare for battle
sit upon the rhythm like a
tire upon a rim
we do it non-stop and then
we do it again
some a them whine and some
a them bitch
they can not do it never switch
comin' up from the heart and
delivered with a wild pitch
sit up on top the rhythm
like a wild stallion
this is the ruling system
311 come original ( im not allowed to post now with out givin props to the Boy who gave me that song... too bad )
well i just got back from the boat. we've beent there since last wed. nite and im glad we're home but i had the time of my life. everything was perfect. everything was fun. and there were enough cute guys to keep me from slipping into withdrawal. heheh. yeh well... lets see, what were the many exciting things that happened this weekend...perhaps i shouldve taken notes.
umm, wed. nite was pretti normal, unloading and settling in SOS. the highlite from wed is that Mitch called !! great telephone voice. he seems really really sweet. no awkward silences, just the "gettin to know you" type chitchat. chincheckin kids and all that. im excited to meet him and finally hang out. i dont supposed i should tell kim bout it tho. o well. jackies coming tho. sorri bout their heights.... i told you, in anything the shrimps will be funny. perhaps i new boy is a necessary change... altho it mite not be a long one. heheh.
thursday we went for a ride down toms river and topped off the tanks for our trip on monday to AC ( atlantic city for the non harbor yacht club marina peoples ). then we just kinda chilled at the docks and i think we ate at Used to Be's, but i dont remember. details are blurry. you know how it is. we went to a friend of my dad's house for the day. the man has more money that any normal human would know what to do with. he always has two fat sons and one really really adorable, not hot, but extremely huggable 21 year old son, john. and john's friend craig was great too. they were nice and we all just chilled. and watched the PP fireworks. great sunsets from the balcony.
friday was laurens 14th birthday. happy birthday to the little gozer worshipper. so she got to pick wat we did that day. she decided that we were gonna chill dockside and then go to jenkinsons ( the pt. pleasant boardwalk ) at nite. she also had the inspired idea to invite the pszczola's ( I LOVE OLA's ) down to join us for the nite. that was sooo much fun. once again, thomas and i were back to our usual tricks ( i wonder if ANYONE got mad --- u know what im sayin, rite jack!! ) the four of us owned those cranes and claw machines.... we mustve come outta there with 30 some odd stuffed animals. heheh. much fun was to be had. i played skee ball. heheh. top of the evening rite there. i havent played in years so thomas owned me. but its all good. i threatened to shove a skee ball up his ass if he gloated. then he told me that hes thought about kissing me, lots of times. way to make things weird buddy boy. whatever. we all decided that lauren and him'll get married and then we'd be the epitome of dysfunctional. so what else happened. i threatened to beat up strangers with my teenage mutant ninja turtle i won ( michaelangelo rules all ) bre won " You killed " Quacky, and its son. i won retarded dice as well. i won one thing for lauren, thomas, and breanne. thomas won me Lox ( smoked salmon ) , the pink dog, because i had bad karma. i ate cheese fries and the skoozies were chillin and i wrestled in the sand ... the judges are still deliberating as to who really won. the reefer's that way ---- > apparently everyone agrees that im the one that makes the trouble and im the one with the most severe mental problems. o well, rite. whatcha gonna do? this was soo the best day of the trip. we even spoke of the female looking neanderthal. we all see eye to eye. thomas and i did many renditions of The Pest and Sexaholix. good stuff rite there. OOooOOOOo... i have now developed the skill of anticipating and stating every size crack that is gonna come out of thomas's mouth, before he says anything. i know when and which one will be used. its pretti cool. "telekinetic psychology"
OMIGOD. now common hypothesies state that beautiful guys do not have beautiful guy friends. they are normally scruffy and whatnot ( altho i prefer scruffy ) ryan's 24th birthday was this saturday and he had his friends down the marina to celebrate. he has lots of friends and i was expecting some loser boys to show up... but they were all gorgeous. cute boy after cute boy kept pouring outta that Luhrs like there was no tomorrow. heheh. jackie and bre, you woulda enjoyed that. major EYE CANDY.
sunday was little devil boy AJ's birthday.. another ritalin child... altho he doesnt hold a candle to the mini monster at laurens grad. party. that is the ultimate ritalin child. it was cute. i love little kids and AJ's got the "im evil " glare down cold. cool kid. mainly just swam and flew off docks. sunday nite the pszczolas came back. they were supposed to arrive at 1000 AM but didnt make it til about 600 pm. typical. im sorry to say but i was actually disappointed that thomas wasnt there. breanne hates to swim lately so she didnt wanna go in. it was one of the hottest days and she didnt wanna go swimming at all. lauren well, umm, couldnt. thomas woulda gone with me. i wasnt gonna go by myself so i was landlocked. breanne thought itd be soo funny to watch the pest. lauren and me watched it that morning but i didnt say anything. i went rite on quoting line for line but it was tooo boring. she was " soo too sucky " i never realized how boring she actually was. lauren wasnt feeling good so i had no outlet for a major hyperactivity strike. how crappy is that...
monday we woke up early and drove the one hour to Barnegat and the second hour in the ocean to get to AC. great ride down. i took her inside and dad took her out. yes that sounds bad, but ocean and bay, figure it out! so lets see umm disappointment my mom didnt see a light and i didnt see any good guys down there, which was surprising.
but monday nite my mom saw the light and a new boat had docked in across from us, sporting a cute teenage boy off the port bow. hahah. how bad do i sound ! Luke, cute name tho. crab legs were dancing on the tables once more, but no one was there to stick the crablegs down their bathing suits. yes, ive done it to someone already. " come on pest, dont doubt me"
a storm was due south for wed. when we were supposed to leave so we left early. sniffles. we had 3 foot swells, worse than it sounds, and mom got sick the down got scared and lauren cried. dad drove and i mapped it out, til we gotta back inside the intercoastal. then i took over. no way in hell was he driving the whole way home. i spoke to jackie a coupla times thru out the 6 days, that was my reaching out for human contact. hahah. how desperate. but the four melanaskis in one 30 foot boat for 6 days is like asking for a triple homicide. we all made it back home by way... alive that is!
i had such a great time these past coupla days nothings gonna top it. im hyper and happy and " zany " too much fun was had i guess. im actually Fatiqued.
london, o yeh. im not as excited as i guess i should be. im excited that im gonna "chill wit big ben" but i dont think im gonna be a part of the group as much as before. thats one whole group of friends, and then me. but screw it, big ben'll be cool. " if you stick ur thumb up one of the english guard's asses, what would happen.... at that point wouldnt they just destroy you? " whatever. im too happy to think now.
Sugar in Your Gastank
If I had a scheme for everything,
It seems that I'd more content with it all,
If I had it in me to stop my random thoughts,
and my dumb dreams
I could deal with this nonstop spinning world.
If only I could say that everything's ok
take a good look
and look the other way,
frustration, hell, who needs it anyway.
I'd rather sit back,
and just smoke cigarattes.
be the one with the loudest mouth
be the most closed minded that I could get
for all those people who love to crack on me for my size, im handing this one to ya.... i went to the doctors for the yearly check up and i havent grown a fraction of an inch since last year, nor have i gained a pound.
i leave you with these words of wisdom which i will treasure forever ....
" Animals who lay eggs do not have BELLY BUTTONS " -- courtesy of Snapple's Fun Facts.
You got to
You got to come original
you got to come original
all entertainers come original
you got to come original
you got to come original
all entertainers
hear why
To come original it ain’t
nothin' strange
you got to represent you got
come full range an’
full range of emotion full
range of styles
when you come to town you'll
have them comin' for miles and
Come original you got to come original
all entertainers come original
you got to come original
you got to come original
all entertainers
hear why
Black Eyed Peas they comin' full range and
NOFX they comin' full range and
Roni Size he comin' full range
the one Mr. Vegas you know it ain’t easy
A warning to the crews out
there who think they’re hot
if you’re not original
rockers you will get shot
down by the kids neglectin’
your art, the stuff you did
eventually it get so bad
puts you to bed
cause when the lightning
flashes sweet electricity
all the world then stands
revealed with the clarity
of raw voltage, briefly we
see and the hope is
you’ll be able to tell just
what dope is
Come original you got to come original
all entertainers come original
you got to come original
you got to come original
all entertainers
hear why
Funk slap bass mixed
with the dancehall and
hip-hop beats and punk
guitar and
deadly on the mic is
the one SA
the name is 311 and
you know it ain’t easy, ha
(Come on, come on)
This is not a test there’s
no time to mope
how you gonna cope with
radioactive isotope
and boss DJ illness upon
you now quickly
infecting you fast upon
the airwaves
this message brought to you
by the so large system
activate and attune yourself
with meditation
and green plants they’ve got
mad life they’re sentient
they’re beautiful as you and
they like to dance
(1, 2, 3, 4)
Everything we do we gotta
come original
put your hands up in the
air and prepare for battle
sit upon the rhythm like a
tire upon a rim
we do it non-stop and then
we do it again
some a them whine and some
a them bitch
they can not do it never switch
comin' up from the heart and
delivered with a wild pitch
sit up on top the rhythm
like a wild stallion
this is the ruling system
311 come original ( im not allowed to post now with out givin props to the Boy who gave me that song... too bad )
well i just got back from the boat. we've beent there since last wed. nite and im glad we're home but i had the time of my life. everything was perfect. everything was fun. and there were enough cute guys to keep me from slipping into withdrawal. heheh. yeh well... lets see, what were the many exciting things that happened this weekend...perhaps i shouldve taken notes.
umm, wed. nite was pretti normal, unloading and settling in SOS. the highlite from wed is that Mitch called !! great telephone voice. he seems really really sweet. no awkward silences, just the "gettin to know you" type chitchat. chincheckin kids and all that. im excited to meet him and finally hang out. i dont supposed i should tell kim bout it tho. o well. jackies coming tho. sorri bout their heights.... i told you, in anything the shrimps will be funny. perhaps i new boy is a necessary change... altho it mite not be a long one. heheh.
thursday we went for a ride down toms river and topped off the tanks for our trip on monday to AC ( atlantic city for the non harbor yacht club marina peoples ). then we just kinda chilled at the docks and i think we ate at Used to Be's, but i dont remember. details are blurry. you know how it is. we went to a friend of my dad's house for the day. the man has more money that any normal human would know what to do with. he always has two fat sons and one really really adorable, not hot, but extremely huggable 21 year old son, john. and john's friend craig was great too. they were nice and we all just chilled. and watched the PP fireworks. great sunsets from the balcony.
friday was laurens 14th birthday. happy birthday to the little gozer worshipper. so she got to pick wat we did that day. she decided that we were gonna chill dockside and then go to jenkinsons ( the pt. pleasant boardwalk ) at nite. she also had the inspired idea to invite the pszczola's ( I LOVE OLA's ) down to join us for the nite. that was sooo much fun. once again, thomas and i were back to our usual tricks ( i wonder if ANYONE got mad --- u know what im sayin, rite jack!! ) the four of us owned those cranes and claw machines.... we mustve come outta there with 30 some odd stuffed animals. heheh. much fun was to be had. i played skee ball. heheh. top of the evening rite there. i havent played in years so thomas owned me. but its all good. i threatened to shove a skee ball up his ass if he gloated. then he told me that hes thought about kissing me, lots of times. way to make things weird buddy boy. whatever. we all decided that lauren and him'll get married and then we'd be the epitome of dysfunctional. so what else happened. i threatened to beat up strangers with my teenage mutant ninja turtle i won ( michaelangelo rules all ) bre won " You killed " Quacky, and its son. i won retarded dice as well. i won one thing for lauren, thomas, and breanne. thomas won me Lox ( smoked salmon ) , the pink dog, because i had bad karma. i ate cheese fries and the skoozies were chillin and i wrestled in the sand ... the judges are still deliberating as to who really won. the reefer's that way ---- > apparently everyone agrees that im the one that makes the trouble and im the one with the most severe mental problems. o well, rite. whatcha gonna do? this was soo the best day of the trip. we even spoke of the female looking neanderthal. we all see eye to eye. thomas and i did many renditions of The Pest and Sexaholix. good stuff rite there. OOooOOOOo... i have now developed the skill of anticipating and stating every size crack that is gonna come out of thomas's mouth, before he says anything. i know when and which one will be used. its pretti cool. "telekinetic psychology"
OMIGOD. now common hypothesies state that beautiful guys do not have beautiful guy friends. they are normally scruffy and whatnot ( altho i prefer scruffy ) ryan's 24th birthday was this saturday and he had his friends down the marina to celebrate. he has lots of friends and i was expecting some loser boys to show up... but they were all gorgeous. cute boy after cute boy kept pouring outta that Luhrs like there was no tomorrow. heheh. jackie and bre, you woulda enjoyed that. major EYE CANDY.
sunday was little devil boy AJ's birthday.. another ritalin child... altho he doesnt hold a candle to the mini monster at laurens grad. party. that is the ultimate ritalin child. it was cute. i love little kids and AJ's got the "im evil " glare down cold. cool kid. mainly just swam and flew off docks. sunday nite the pszczolas came back. they were supposed to arrive at 1000 AM but didnt make it til about 600 pm. typical. im sorry to say but i was actually disappointed that thomas wasnt there. breanne hates to swim lately so she didnt wanna go in. it was one of the hottest days and she didnt wanna go swimming at all. lauren well, umm, couldnt. thomas woulda gone with me. i wasnt gonna go by myself so i was landlocked. breanne thought itd be soo funny to watch the pest. lauren and me watched it that morning but i didnt say anything. i went rite on quoting line for line but it was tooo boring. she was " soo too sucky " i never realized how boring she actually was. lauren wasnt feeling good so i had no outlet for a major hyperactivity strike. how crappy is that...
monday we woke up early and drove the one hour to Barnegat and the second hour in the ocean to get to AC. great ride down. i took her inside and dad took her out. yes that sounds bad, but ocean and bay, figure it out! so lets see umm disappointment my mom didnt see a light and i didnt see any good guys down there, which was surprising.
but monday nite my mom saw the light and a new boat had docked in across from us, sporting a cute teenage boy off the port bow. hahah. how bad do i sound ! Luke, cute name tho. crab legs were dancing on the tables once more, but no one was there to stick the crablegs down their bathing suits. yes, ive done it to someone already. " come on pest, dont doubt me"
a storm was due south for wed. when we were supposed to leave so we left early. sniffles. we had 3 foot swells, worse than it sounds, and mom got sick the down got scared and lauren cried. dad drove and i mapped it out, til we gotta back inside the intercoastal. then i took over. no way in hell was he driving the whole way home. i spoke to jackie a coupla times thru out the 6 days, that was my reaching out for human contact. hahah. how desperate. but the four melanaskis in one 30 foot boat for 6 days is like asking for a triple homicide. we all made it back home by way... alive that is!
i had such a great time these past coupla days nothings gonna top it. im hyper and happy and " zany " too much fun was had i guess. im actually Fatiqued.
london, o yeh. im not as excited as i guess i should be. im excited that im gonna "chill wit big ben" but i dont think im gonna be a part of the group as much as before. thats one whole group of friends, and then me. but screw it, big ben'll be cool. " if you stick ur thumb up one of the english guard's asses, what would happen.... at that point wouldnt they just destroy you? " whatever. im too happy to think now.
Sugar in Your Gastank
If I had a scheme for everything,
It seems that I'd more content with it all,
If I had it in me to stop my random thoughts,
and my dumb dreams
I could deal with this nonstop spinning world.
If only I could say that everything's ok
take a good look
and look the other way,
frustration, hell, who needs it anyway.
I'd rather sit back,
and just smoke cigarattes.
be the one with the loudest mouth
be the most closed minded that I could get
for all those people who love to crack on me for my size, im handing this one to ya.... i went to the doctors for the yearly check up and i havent grown a fraction of an inch since last year, nor have i gained a pound.
i leave you with these words of wisdom which i will treasure forever ....
" Animals who lay eggs do not have BELLY BUTTONS " -- courtesy of Snapple's Fun Facts.
